Parenting Tips/Advice: For Kids

I was walking towards the upper part of Mount Faber when a man, woman & child on a bike came down the slope. The child was seated on the bike but pushing it along contemplatively with his/her feet. Didn't seem happy.

The man said to the kid, "You see? If I didn't give you this situation, you won't have this chance to learn.".

The kid was silent. The woman was silent.

If you are the kid, say this:  "If you didn't give birth to me, I wouldn't need to learn this shit, now would I? If you had kept your selfish dick in your pants, I wouldn't be in this situation. Stupid man.".