Hobbit Smaug or Frozen Movie

*sleepy head, read reviews & watched Frozen Trailer again*

Bro drops by my bed.

Me:  *sleepy hmmmm...* Frozen is just like Tangled. At least in DVD I can forward the music. In cinema I'd have to put up with it until the songs finish *groans*

Bro:  Aiyah what you expect? It's Disney.

*goes to kitchen*

Me: And not in the mood for Tolkien sweeping vistas. *also considering the fast moving ground scenes going to make us sick*

Bro: What's sweeping vistas?

Me: Wide spread of scenery. Of New Zealand. -.-

Wife divorced from Orlando Bloom, by the way. Had a son. I was thinking she must have married him because he is Orlando Bloom & it would be like having sex with Legolas the Elf (& the son would be the son of an Elf).  After marrying, having a kid and seeing him turn into a slob (I imagined him putting on weight because he didn't take care of himself and drank beer all the time), the illusion of Legolas wore off.  Now that he's got his big thing back as Legolas... she must be regretting.